Well, Eggbert has finally decided to grace us with a few words, and at the same time to cement her reputation as a nursing-obsessed drama queen. Without further ado:
Her first word (in Mysterious): Oh no! (it's one word in the Language of Mystery)
Her second word (first in English): boobie
Needless to say, I'm mortified that I taught my innocent child such a silly name for the human breast. Nonetheless, I plan to tell this story at her wedding.