Wednesday, January 17, 2007

The Ass Files

These statistics summarize the state of my butt as it recovers from two weeks of progesterone-in-oil (PIO) injections:

Days until bruises fade to invisible - 8
Days until lumps become undetectable by feel - 13
Days until the injection sites stop hurting when I touch them - still waiting.

A reasonable person might ask why I keep poking at my sore spots to see if they hurt. Silly silly reasonable person. It's easier to prod my butt than my heart.

4 comments:

Marie-Baguette said...
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Anonymous said...

Oh how very sad. So true. But too sad.

Marie-Baguette said...

Last time I took the shots it took my ass 3 good months to recover! The nurses commented that it was because I was "so skinny" but I knew they were lying (I am a size 4 to 6, not 0!). Take good care of yourself -- Marie

Sugar Cookies And Hope said...

Sara, how I wish I would have known about blogs when I went through IVF three years ago. After failing miserably at every insemination and IVF trial we did, it would have been so nice to suffer through it with someone else. Good luck with your next steps.