Thursday, December 8, 2011

The end of the world as I know it

OK, fess up! Who taught Eggbert to read? I have a bone to pick with that person. How on earth am I supposed to be able to talk right in front of her about topics like "i-c-e-c-r-e-a-m" or "the p-a-r-k" or "s-e-x" without her understanding me if she can spell?


Antropologa said...

Aha, this is when you guys have to speak in a language she doesn't know. :)

Bionic Baby Mama said...

Oh, shit. Very abstract intpretive dance? References to bad movies from the '90s? Morse code eyebrow-raising?

I got nothing. Except deep regret at never mastering another language,